The busiest nightclub in town, also the cheesiest and most likely to have "star" appearances from some bloke/tart from Hollyoaks.

Plays nowt but chart/rnb and "commercial" dance music so your hardcore credible clubber types despise it with a vengence.

On a typical weekend the highest entertainment you'll get here is the chance to laugh at Caley Thistle/Ross County players acting like wideboys or being glassed in the face by an underage ned in a stripey jumper because you "looked at him funny, like".